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A Florida man has been jailed for a year after biting a small dog on the face. The Palm Beach Post reports that vile 37-year-old David Etzel was sentenced on Friday after being found guilty of felony animal cruelty a few days earlier.

Officials at a prison in Brazil have caught a mouse being used by prisoners to shuttle drugs and other contraband items around the jail. The mouse-turned-drug-mule was spotted running through a corridor with a “bag of drugs” tied to its tail said Gean Carlos Gomes, director of Barra da Grota pri

A Derry woman who called 999 for a lift to her mother’s house after she had been on a “mad auld binge” has been sentenced to four months in jail. Denise Hynds told police she had been on a drinking spree after she made the call on June 29 last year.

A police hunt for a stolen statue of Jesus was called off when the statue reappeared outside the religious gift shop it was stolen from – complete with a makeover and fresh coat of paint for All Saints Day. The statue was reported stolen from the shop in Connecticut but made a miraculous reappeara

A man has been imprisoned for smuggling drugs, a knife and a McMuffin sandwich into a London jail. Karl Jensen, 27, was caught on CCTV tying a bag with the goods to a fishing line outside Wormwood Scrubs, which was then pulled over a fence and into a cell.

An assistant prosecutor in West Virginia, USA has been suspended after pulling a gun in his office and threatening to shoot at fake plastic spiders. Chris White told employees that he is "deathly afraid of spiders" before threatening to shoot at the spooky Halloween decorations which had been scatte

A woman who describes herself as a witch priestess took a warlock to court over harassment claims – and won. Lori Sforza, who leads a pagan church and runs a witchcraft shop in Salem, Massachusetts, filed for court-ordered protection against Christian Day, referred to on his website as the “worl

A taxi driver whose long list of driving offences saw him branded a "maniac" by a District Court judge has been advised to seek alternative employment. Asamashun Morofu, 47, appeared in Drogheda District Court after being caught driving the wrong way around a roundabout and up a one way street at 14

If the news of Chewbacca's arrest in Ukraine wasn't enough, a man named Indiana Z. Jones has been arrested in New York state following a high-speed car chase. Indy led police officers on a chase that reached over 100 mph after he tried to evade a traffic stop in Rushville, reports UPI.com.

Ukrainian police risked an inter-galactic incident after Chewbacca was dragged into court on electoral law offences. A man dressed head-to-toe as the furry Star Wars character was fined 170 hryvnia (around £5) for failing to produce ID when driving Darth Vader - a local election candidate - to a po

A 26-year old man from Fintona drove home from court - after receiving a driving ban. Martin Czernicki re-appeared in Enniskillen Magistrates Court this week after he was spotted driving within hours of being disqualified until 2017.

A woman hiding in a trailer in a standoff with police told officers she would emerge after having "sex one last time” with one of her accomplices. Florida news station WJXT reported that Leanne Hunn, 30 was in the trailer with Ryan Bautista, 34 and Michael Forte, 34, when officers tried to make co

A 45-year old man from New Jersey has been indicted on a fourth-degree charge of "throwing bodily fluids" after substituting toilet paper with a police summons. According to the indictment, Joseph Greenwood took the summons, placed it between his "butt cheeks", wiped up and down, then threw it at a

A New York cab driver can continue paying $0 a month to live in a hotel in the city's wealthy Chelsea district, a judge has ruled. Oltimdje Ouattara, who applied to become a permanent tenant at the hotel under New York's Single Room Occupancy law, was initially paying $48 a night to stay at an illeg

Jennifer Connell A woman in Manhattan who sued her 12-year-old nephew after he jumped into her arms as he welcomed her to his eighth birthday causing her to fall and break her wrist has been awarded nothing.