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A man has alleged that he was wrongly sacked by a gay porn company when he refused to continue injecting enhancement drugs into models' penises after accidentally piercing his thumb with one of the syringes. Ronald Baker is suing the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network because his wages and benefi

A murderer with erectile dysfunction is taking prison governors to court for confiscating his penis pump, the Press and Journal reports. Imran Shahid is serving a jail sentence of at least 25 years after admitting his role in the racist gang murder of a 15-year-old in 2004.

A man dressed as a shark to promote an electronics store called McShark has been fined for falling foul of Austria's full-face burqa ban. Police confronted the man after an anonymous tip-off and gave him a €150 fine (£135) when he refused to remove the shark head.

More than two dozen people were discovered smuggling gold in their rectums on two flights to India in an operation of unusual size. Over 10 kilograms of the metal was found on 37 passengers across two flights from Sri Lanka to India, with 29 of the smugglers opting to stow their booty in their booti

A cafe in Italy could soon see former jailbirds serving judges coffee in a novel effort to give offenders a fresh start. The coffee shop in a Turin courthouse is looking for baristas who have served time in a plan signed off by the city council last week.

A man known as “the German James Bond” has been slapped with a two-year suspended sentence for evading over £2 million in tax. Werner Mauss, 77, a former private investigator who has since become infamous for his work with police and intelligence services, was also ordered to donate £178,000 t

An oil painting by Adolf Hitler has been attacked with a screwdriver during its exhibition in Italy. However, the private collector who owns the untitled work has said he will not press charges against the unnamed 40-year-old attacker.

A man who tried to smuggle three snakes across a border in his socks is facing jail for violating wildlife regulations. Chaoyi Le, 28, is facing up to five years in a US prison after he admitted trying to smuggle three western hog-nosed snakes into Canada by concealing them in his socks.

Russia's prison service has trademarked "Made in Prison", a label soon to appear on clothes made in the country's extensive penal system. Russia's incarceration rate, at 450 per 100,000 members of the population, is the highest in Europe and one of the highest in the world.

A strip club has successfully argued in court that an award of over £2 million in damages to a woman injured by a drunk-driving stripper should be overturned because of local dram shop laws. The Ohio Supreme Court found the stripper qualified as an "intoxicated person" under the Dram Shop Act even

A perennial toilet seat thief was caught after being captured on camera clutching his ceramic booty. Johnny Madikana, 61, was arrested in connection with numerous hotel toilet seat thefts in August.

An Italian woman who failed to find her soul mate has married herself in a ceremony which has no legal significance. Laura Mesi, 40, from Lissone near Milan spent €10,000 on her solo-wedding.

A court has been asked whether a donkey is at fault for taking a bite out of a bright orange sports car mistaken for a "carrot on wheels". Markus Zahn parked his €300,000 Mclaren 650S Spider in a car park bordering a paddock in the German state of Hesse last September.

A man has been arrested while allegedly trying to smuggle nearly a kilogram of gold onto a plane in his rectum. The 45-year-old man attracted attention because he was "walking with difficulty" and "appearing to be in pain", security said.

A couple outraged public decency after they were caught having sex in a branch of Domino’s Pizza. Daniella Hirst, 29, and Craig Smith, 31, were recorded on CCTV in the pizza takeaway earlier this year performing various sex acts after placing their order.