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Prison authorities are urgently investigating how Edinburgh prisoners managed to access the Internet and post nude photos of themselves. The offenders are believed to have used secret mobile phones to upload bizarre racy snaps to Facebook and Instagram.

A couple of Amazon customers were left baffled after plastic bins they ordered from the online superstore showed up filled with cannabis. The pair, who have chosen to remain anonymous, ordered four 27-gallon storage bins that should have arrived empty, but were instead carrying a grand total of 65 p

A man is suing jail authorities for £3.8 million after he was mocked by guards and not treated, for a four-day erection caused by a pill he took in jail. Dustin Lance, 32, said he suffered "unbearable pain" from the 91-hour arousal and "irreparable harm to his penis".

Chad was included in US President Donald Trump's controversial travel ban because of an office supply issue, it has emerged. It was not immediately clear why the African country was included in the ban alongside the likes of Syria, Iran and North Korea when Chad is recognised by the US government as

A man has filed a lawsuit against an airline who promised a "champagne service" but served sparkling wine instead. Daniel Macduff flew from Quebec to Cuba with Sunwing Airlines, who advertised a complimentary on-board champagne toast. However, a cheaper wine was offered.

Pizza shop sex couple Daniella Hirst and Craig Smith have been slapped with a curfew to prevent them from performing an encore. Images of the pair engaging in sex while waiting for a 12-inch pizza in a Domino's store went viral after a staff member posted pictures online.

A man has alleged that he was wrongly sacked by a gay porn company when he refused to continue injecting enhancement drugs into models' penises after accidentally piercing his thumb with one of the syringes. Ronald Baker is suing the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network because his wages and benefi

A murderer with erectile dysfunction is taking prison governors to court for confiscating his penis pump, the Press and Journal reports. Imran Shahid is serving a jail sentence of at least 25 years after admitting his role in the racist gang murder of a 15-year-old in 2004.

A man dressed as a shark to promote an electronics store called McShark has been fined for falling foul of Austria's full-face burqa ban. Police confronted the man after an anonymous tip-off and gave him a €150 fine (£135) when he refused to remove the shark head.

More than two dozen people were discovered smuggling gold in their rectums on two flights to India in an operation of unusual size. Over 10 kilograms of the metal was found on 37 passengers across two flights from Sri Lanka to India, with 29 of the smugglers opting to stow their booty in their booti

A cafe in Italy could soon see former jailbirds serving judges coffee in a novel effort to give offenders a fresh start. The coffee shop in a Turin courthouse is looking for baristas who have served time in a plan signed off by the city council last week.

A man known as “the German James Bond” has been slapped with a two-year suspended sentence for evading over £2 million in tax. Werner Mauss, 77, a former private investigator who has since become infamous for his work with police and intelligence services, was also ordered to donate £178,000 t

An oil painting by Adolf Hitler has been attacked with a screwdriver during its exhibition in Italy. However, the private collector who owns the untitled work has said he will not press charges against the unnamed 40-year-old attacker.

A man who tried to smuggle three snakes across a border in his socks is facing jail for violating wildlife regulations. Chaoyi Le, 28, is facing up to five years in a US prison after he admitted trying to smuggle three western hog-nosed snakes into Canada by concealing them in his socks.

Russia's prison service has trademarked "Made in Prison", a label soon to appear on clothes made in the country's extensive penal system. Russia's incarceration rate, at 450 per 100,000 members of the population, is the highest in Europe and one of the highest in the world.