And finally… kinder surprise

A Belfast man arrested for allegedly exposing himself in a Subway restaurant was found to have a Kinder Egg full of drugs concealed in his backside, police say.

John Goddard, 48, was arrested on suspicion of being drunk and causing disturbances after reports he had exposed himself in a Subway in south Belfast.

Although a small amount of cannabis was found on him, he was taken for X-rays due to suspicions that he had concealed other items in his rectum.

After he returned from the hospital, police allegedly saw Mr Goddard remove a Kinder Egg from his backside and place it in his mouth.

It was seized from him following a struggle and found to contain more cannabis, officers told Belfast Magistrates’ Court.

Mr Goddard was remanded in custody and will appear in court again in four weeks’ time.

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