And finally… hard time
A man is suing jail authorities for £3.8 million after he was mocked by guards and not treated, for a four-day erection caused by a pill he took in jail.
Dustin Lance, 32, said he suffered “unbearable pain” from the 91-hour arousal and “irreparable harm to his penis”.
He was booked into Pittsburg County jail on 15 December last year and was transferred to a health centre four days later.
Doctors there said he needed to be seen immediately by a urology specialist, but he was instead returned to jail. He was released later that day and charges of burglary were dropped two months later.
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