And finally… dicking around

A woman who allegedly trespassed at CIA headquarters four times while asking to speak to “Agent Penis” has been arrested.

Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, first showed up in April claiming that she had applied for a job with the CIA and was told to come directly to the facility.

She was advised to leave and did so, but then tried again three days in a row last week to “speak to her recruiter”, court papers state.

The CIA said its police had “unintentionally” retained her North Carolina ID card after her third visit, and she said on her last visit that she had come to collect it.

However, she then asked “to speak to Agent Penis” and refused to leave, leading to her arrest for criminal trespassing, NBC4 Washington reports.

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