And finally… barking up the wrong tree

Baffled police have freed a man who got stuck in a chimney while trying to rescue his dog from a locked toilet.
The 35-year-old man was locked out of a park building in Connecticut on Saturday night when the doors automatically locked at 10pm.
He was apparently trying to re-enter the building via the chimney to retrieve his dog when he became stuck.
Park officials discovered the man on Sunday morning and reported him to police as a burglar, WCSC-TV reports.
Firefighters were called to the scene and rescued the man, who was reunited with his unharmed dog.
The rescue allegedly caused between $5,000 and $10,000 worth of damage to the fireplace.
“If he had just contacted police in the first place, we might have been able to avoid the situation,” a park official said.