And finally… Man cracks down on cop

A 45-year old man from New Jersey has been indicted on a fourth-degree charge of “throwing bodily fluids” after substituting toilet paper with a police summons.

According to the indictment, Joseph Greenwood took the summons, placed it between his “butt cheeks”, wiped up and down, then threw it at a police officer.

He was given the summons after being released on a charge of threatening to assault another person, reports MyCentralJersey.com.

The childish crime could land him in jail for up to 18 months, but it is more likely to result in probation.

His charges are pending.

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