And finally… dead pan
A man is accused of flushing his grandparents’ ashes down the toilet after his mother kicked him out the house.
Thomas Wells, 33, was charged with abuse of corpses and criminal mischief.
His mother told police in McKeesport, Pittsburgh, that he had been staying with her for a brief time before she asked him to leave in September last year, the Tribune-Review reports.
Authorities said that Wells denied flushing the ashes but she claims he later said he would flush hers after she dies.