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A man who allegedly dipped his rear end in a holy water fountain while high on meth has been arrested.

Zachary Burdick, 21, is said to have disgraced himself in the Spirit of Life Church in Mandan, North Dakota during Mass on a Tuesday morning.

Witnesses said he pulled off his clothes, began masturbating and then started to “splash around” in a holy water fountain.

The church now faces a $500 bill to drain, clean and sanitise the foundation, KFYR-TV reports.

Meanwhile, Burdick has been charged with criminal mischief, indecent exposure and ingestion of a controlled substance.

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