And Finally



And finally... own goal

FIFA has quietly removed "corruption" from its code of ethics as part of its first overhaul since ma ...

Published 21 August 2018

And finally... pear-shaped

High demand for avocados, which are soaring in price, has fuelled a crime wave across New Zealand. ...

Published 20 August 2018

And finally... traviata torture

A woman who tormented her neighbours by blasting opera music for 16 years has been arrested. Eva N ...

Published 17 August 2018

And finally... moo-ve over

Permission has been granted for cows to visit nudist beaches during the heatwave to cool down, despi ...

Published 16 August 2018

And finally... bang to rites

A woman has availed herself of the ancient Norman rite of Clameur de Haro in an attempt to stop the ...

Published 15 August 2018

And finally... poppycock

A new mother was reported to authorities the day after the birth of her child after she tested posit ...

Published 14 August 2018

And finally... pot luck

A man attempted to take his driving test with a stash of marijuana and drug money in the car. Regin ...

Published 13 August 2018

And finally... fishy tale

A fisherman has been fined for lying to police about being attacked – so that officers would g ...

Published 10 August 2018

And finally... whodunnit

The BBC is going to court in a bid to force Microsoft help track down the source of a Doctor Who lea ...

Published 9 August 2018

And finally... a fine mess

A man racked up over €40,000 in motoring fines in under four hours after racing through the str ...

Published 8 August 2018

And finally... roo-ful

A man called the police after a kangaroo crashed through his living room window in the middle of the ...

Published 7 August 2018

And finally... red tape

A judge ordered that a man in court's mouth be duct-taped after he interrupted proceedings a dozen t ...

Published 3 August 2018

And finally... gong gone

The world's most prestigious mathematics medal has been stolen just half an hour after it was awarde ...

Published 2 August 2018

And finally... fintastic

A trio of thieves briefly succeeded in stealing a shark from an aquarium by disguising it as a baby ...

Published 1 August 2018

And finally... browned off

The PSNI has publicly shamed a member of the public who called 999 to complain that their local tann ...

Published 31 July 2018